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• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Kodos: What? Are you still here? I'm afraid we'll have to dispose of you.
  .. [pushes a button] [out of somewhere comes a cannon, which reveals a smaller cannon, which reveals an even smaller one, from which emerges a tube, spraying Homer] Home...
• Kang: Silence! We are travellers from a certain nearby ringed planet whose name we'd prefer not to mention.
  My name is Kang, and this is my sister Kodos....
• Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
  They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
• Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again.
  Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka....
• Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
  You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...
• Sure as a gun. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii
• Don't blame me--I voted for Cthulhu