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Marge: Homer, I want to throw a dinner party.
Homer: [whining] Oh, I hate having parties. The toilet always gets
backed up.
Marge: I don't care if the sink shoots sludge. We're having a party.
-- Are there enough gag ice-cubes? "A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
Marge: Oh, they're here. How does everything look?
Homer: Yeah, how do I look? Marge: Do we have enough glasses?...
Marge: Ooh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste.
Wouldn't it be perfect for the dinner party....
Homer: [calling out] Marge, I'm home! Where are you?
Are you okay? I don't smell dinner. [he finds a note and reads it aloud] "Dear Homer....
Marge: Homer! Homer: What?! Marge: Are you ready? Home
Just gotta put my shoes on! [Homer is in his underwear, playing with slot-cars] Marge...
Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV!
-- Practical Homer, "A Milhouse Divided...
Marge: I feel terrible. The Van Houtens split up at our party.
Homer: Marge, please, that was twenty minutes ago....
Homer: Marge, will you marry me? Marge: Why? Am I pregnant?
-- The best reason of all, "A Milhouse Divided...
Marge: You owe me a favor. Homer: [whining] Oh... Marge
To be called up whenever and for whatever reason I desire....