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• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Kirk: What makes you guys so special? Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broke
  a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine. A Milhouse Divided...
• Well, as you can see, we don't believe fur is murder.
  But paying for it sure is! -- Julius Hibbert, no friend of PETA, "A Milhouse Divided...
• Homer: Marge, will you marry me? Marge: Why? Am I pregnant?
  -- The best reason of all, "A Milhouse Divided...
• I didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV!
  This one's for real! -- Homer Simpson A Milhouse Divided...
• Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
  Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
• Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
  Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
• Marge: Homey, I appreciate this, but I'd really like to get some sleep.
  Homer: Oh, of course, my sweet. I'll just make some soothing ocean sounds for you....
• Krik: Oh, my demo tape! Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?
  [laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" [continues laughing] That's your picture on the front....