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Homer: I Know You're Only Eight Years Old, And I Don't Want To Put A Lot Of Pressure On You, But You've Got To Save My Marriage!
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Homer: I know you're only eight years old, and I don't want to put a lot
of pressure on you, but you've got to save my marriage!
Lisa: Oh. Okay. Can I stay up?
Homer: [thinks] All right.
-- Cheap advice, "A Milhouse Divided"
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