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• Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is. Luanne
  Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne....
• Kirk: What makes you guys so special? Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broke
  a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine. A Milhouse Divided...
• Luanne: I want a divorce! [everyone gasps] Kirk
  [surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute] Sure....
• Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want.
  Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Home...
• Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.
  Kirk: Well, how do you know? What makes you so special?...
• Kirk: That's Jerry. He's a major player down at the sewing store.
  Homer: [mocking] Well, thanks for introducing me. Kirk...
• Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
  What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today....
• It isn't a bad life to have everyone in the universe at your back and call, and you win all the arguments.
  -- Kirk, "The Man Trap," stardate 1513.8....
• Homer: Well, I think that went pretty well. [outside, Luanne speeds away, leaving Kirk behind] Kirk
  [to staring Homer and Marge] What? -- Nah, happens to everybody, "A Milhouse Divided...