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• This is Kent Brockman, live from the Aztec theater, where police have learned that kidnapper Homer Simpson and hostage Larry Burns are inside, talking loudly.
  -- "Burns, Baby Bu...
• Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
  Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for....
• Bo Derek: [v.o.] Drive faster, Grandma! Grandma's gaining on us!
  -- Homer and Larry watch "Too Many Grandmas," "Burns, Baby Bu...
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• Homer: [chuckles] They'll never look for us here. Larry
  Yeah. This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet....
• Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life. -- Homer Simpson Burns, Baby Bu
• Can't they get a pole for that sign? -- Homer seeing a hitchhiker, "Burns, Baby Bu
• Larry: Hey, I'm looking for this guy. [shows an old picture of Burns] Anyone know who he is?
  Bart: Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns....
• Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
  Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....