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• Homer: We could build snowmen. Burns: No, I have a better idea!
  We could build real men, out of snow! Homer: Oh. Okay....
• Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of trechery!
  Homer: You and what army? [imagines Nazi snowmen behind Burns] [gasps and shakes] Stand back!...
• Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns. Bu
  Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met....
• Announcer: Coming up next, our feature race: the Nuclear Power Plant Championship.
  Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars....
• Homer: You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know.
  Way richer than Lenny. Burns: Oh yes. But I'd trade it all for a little more....
• Burns: Tell me, Simpson. If an opportunity arose for taking a small shortcut, you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would you?
  Homer: Uhh, not as such. Burns: Neither would I. I've always felt that there's far too much hysteria these days about so-called cheating....
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns! Burns: Hello there.
  .. uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson, Homer....
• Burns: Well, we certainly got walloped tonight, eh, fellas?
  [laughs] Homer: Yeah, ha ha -- [gets kicked under the table] Well, Mr....