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• Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
  Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Marge: And this is for my huggy-bug, in honor of this special day.
  [serves Homer breakfast of eggs and bacon, spelling out "I love you"] Home...
• Kent: [on TV] Tonight, we'll visit Springfield's answer to the Benidictine monk
  he Rappin' Rabbis. Rabbi: Don't eat pork, not even with a fork....
• Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns. Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right.
  You won more than you bargained for. Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Burns: One...ONE....ONE! [Homer struggles to do one situp.
  ] Bah, I'll just pay for the blasted liposuction!...
• Bart: Dad...we've been robbed! Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up!
  There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!...
• Homer: And you didn't think I'd make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus.
  Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work....
• Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
  [hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...