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• Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
  Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge!...
• Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.
  Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen....
• Marge: Homer, I've made a special surprise just for you!
  Homer: It can only be one thing. [imagines a roast pig suggesting Homer eat his rump] Marge...
• Lisa: Who's playing that music? Marge: And where's all that liquor coming from?
  Homer: It's a party, Marge. Doesn't have to make sense....
• Bart: Dad...we've been robbed! Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up!
  There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!...
• Kent: Um, my director is telling me not to talk to you any more.
  Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
  Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo!...
• Marge: Oh, Homer, don't you have to get to class? Home
  Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely dinner at home....
• Marge: [of public TV] They need our support! Besides, they gave me two tickets to the ballet.
  Homer: [jubilant] Ballet? Woo-hoo! Marge: [incredulous] You like ballet?...