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• Marge: Homer, I really appreciate you making dinner, but this food tastes a little strange.
  Lisa: It hurts my teeth. Homer: That's because I've loaded it with sugar!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
  Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now....
• Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
  D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
  Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo!...
• Homer: Woo-hoo! Two dollars! It's working! [at the Springfield Retirement Castle] Grampa
  I don't feel any happier. How about you? Jasper: Mmm....
• Marge: And this is for my huggy-bug, in honor of this special day.
  [serves Homer breakfast of eggs and bacon, spelling out "I love you"] Home...
• Marge: Homer, you didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant!
  Homer: Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day....