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• Announcer: We interrupt `Search for the Sun' for this special news bulletin.
  Meltdown Crisis: The First Couple of Minutes....
• Brockman: Kent Brockman at the Action News desk. A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.
  Lisa: [gasps] Oh, no! Homer: It'll be okay, honey....
• Homer: [mouth full of food] You know, Bart, I saw this one.
  Bart: [mumbles incoherently] Announcer: Live, from the Grand Ballroom of the Hapsburg Imperial Palace, it's the World Series of Bumper Cars....
• he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
  [Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...
• Bart: Dad, do I have to brush my teeth? Homer: No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
  [Bart opens a can and gargles with it] -- Only three cavities?...
• Where is Bart anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten.
  [picks at Bart's dinner] -- Homer, "Bart After Dark...
• Marge: What? Oh my God! [Homer turns off the light] [we can still see Marge's eyes in the dark -- as in any cartoon] Home
  Marge, could you close your eyes? I'm trying to sleep....
• I have some sad news to report: a small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot.
  [Audience gasps] And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!...
• Homer: Geez, look at this place. We gotta do something.
  Bart: Hmm. Garbage angels?...