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• Homer: This Friday, we're going back to the woods and we're going to find that alien!
  Bart: What if we don't? Homer: We'll fake it, and sell it to the Fox network....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
  Woman: Sorry, this isn't Abby; this is her sister....
• Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
  [both walk off whistling] Bart: What time?...
• Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album? Home
  [as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look -- Knightboat....
• Bart: Dad? I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
  Homer: Do I have to sit up? Bart: No. Homer: Knock yourself out. -- "Bart After Dark...
• Marge: Why don't we do something to take our minds off the storm?
  [looks through a box] Oooh, a Rubik's Cube!...
• Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
  [everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....
• Lisa: [laughing nervously] Just a couple more blocks to my house!
  [laughs more, then starts hyperventilating] Hugh...