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• Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
  Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lister: Love is what separates us from animals Rimme
  No, Lister -- what separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals....
• Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
  Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
• Marge: Even if we sell the house, we still don't come close to paying off the mortgage.
  [pause] Homer+Marge: [getting a flash] Hey....
• Homer: Oh, I miss Marge. Lisa, you're smart; help me trick her into taking me back!
  Lisa: Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end: the end of dog racing.
  Everyone: Boo! Marge: I think they're in love....
• Lisa: [enthusiastic] I'm gonna rescue a baby seal, and then I'm gonna save an otter!
  Man: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, but all the animals have already been reserved for celebrities....