Homer: This Friday, we're going back to the woods and we're going to
find that alien!
Bart: What if we don't?
Homer: We'll fake it, and sell it to the Fox network.
Bart: [chuckles] They'll buy _anything_.
Homer: Now, son, they do a lot of quality programming, too.
[the two bust up laughing]
I kill me.
-- Make sure there's no wristwatch this time,
"The Springfield Files"