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• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Rachel: [entering] Okay, stop what you're doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers.
  .... Ross: Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?...
• Wiggum: All right, Simpson, you're free to go. Home
  Let me just finish this last lobster tail and raspberry tort....
• Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
  Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Jimbo: You let me down, man. Now I don't believe in nothing no more.
  I'm going to law school Homer: Noo! Lisa: Dad....
• Homer: Well, here I am, right on time. I don't see Barney "Let's crash the rocket into the White House and kill the President" Gumble.
  .. Assistant: Actually, he's been here since sunrise....
• Milhouse: Stop jumping on me! I'm hurt. Homer: Kids, kid
  once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump....