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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: There is someone among us with a guilty conscience.
  After much soul-searching I decided it would be wrong of me to name names....
• Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
  We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
• Grandma: I saw all your awards, Lisa. They're mighty impressive.
  Lisa: Aw, I just keep them out to bug Bart, heh....
• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
  Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
• Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time. Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
  Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to a girl, and I already used up my A-material....
• Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
  Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?...
• Lisa: [turning on dryer] There, now no one should be able to hear us.
  Bart: What? Lisa: [turning off dryer] All right, we don't need the dryer....
• Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
  Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....