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• Kent: ... through downtown Springfield today gutting Symphony Hall, the Springfield Museum of Natural History, the Springfield Arts Center, and Barney's Bowl-o-rama.
  Homer: Waugh! [chokes] Oh no! [walks into kitchen] Marge!...
• Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But, by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're going to open up the Leftorium, and before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.
  Kent: [on TV] Down here at Springfield Mall, a storm-[?...
• Homer: Oh Lisa! There's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
  Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away....
• Norm goes into the bar at Vic's Bowl-A-Rama.] Off-screen crowd
  Norm! Sam: How the hell do they know him here? Cliff...
• People who Bowl Vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle while at a Las Vegas bowling alley....
• Homer walks dejected through the empty alley] Home
  [voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials....
• Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
  Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office....
• Kent: ...and the weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for the onslaught of Hurricane Barbara.
  And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale....
• At least Jimmy Carter once had a real job!