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• Marge: Dear God, this is Marge Simpson. If you stop this hurricane and save our family, we will be forever grateful -- and recommend you to all our friends!
  So, if you could find it in your infinite wisdom to....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod! Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
  [Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive....
• Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
  Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh what happened now?...
• Homer: Yello? ... Yes? ... Mental hospital? ..
  . Well I don't know any Ned Flanders. Marge...
• Lisa: Hmm. Pressure dropping, humidity rising over eighty percent, increasing wind?
  [consults "How, Why, and Huh? Book of Weather"] Here we are -- chapter two...
• Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But, by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're going to open up the Leftorium, and before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.
  Kent: [on TV] Down here at Springfield Mall, a storm-[?...
• Kent: Meantime, Springfield bowlers will be happy to hear that the Bowl-a-rama is back in business at its new location teetering over the Carter-Nixon tunnel.
• Homer: Oh, I'm sure I'd be a third wheel. Ned: Ho ho, no sir-ee, we'd be happy as heads to ha.
  .. Homer: [sternly] _I_ would make it my _business_ to be a third wheel....