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Dr. Foster: Well, How Are You Feeling This Evening?
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Dr. Foster: Well, how are you feeling this evening?
Ned: Uh, actually, I'm a little chilly. Can I have another
strait jacket?
-- "Hurricane Neddy"
Related:
Dr. Foster: Yes, Dr. Foster here. ... Ned Flanders?
You're sure? ... No, no, no, I'll come right over....
Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.
Ned: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh, thanks for dropping by!...
Ned: Rev. Lovejoy, with all that's happened to us today, I kinda feel like Job.
Lovejoy: Well, aren't you being a tad melodramatic, uh, Ned?...
Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult this guy.
You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronly....
Little Ned: [barging in] Whee! I'm Dick Tracy! [hitting the other kids] Bang!
Take that Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface, take that Dick Tracy!...
Help! I can't type with this strait jacket on!
Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance....
Ned: Thanks, everyone! I'm all better now. No more storing up the anger till I explode.
If any of you does something I don't like, yo-ou're gonna hear about it!...
Apu: This is the room with electricity. But it has too much electricity.
So, I don't know, you might want to wear a hat. Ned...