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• Marge: Hello, Helen. Helen: Marge. Marge: Edna. Edna
  Marge. Marge: Uh... [Agnes glares] Hmm... Agne...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Edna: Well, well, if it isn't Marge Simpson and her gangland cronies.
  Maude: Your goon squads certainly gave you the edge in the mobile snack business....
• Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
  Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
• Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed!
  [everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] Moe...
• Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody's good enough for me.
  [a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs!...
• Marge: Hey! Wh-what's going on?! [Fat Tony walks to the car, and tries to take the keys -- but they won't come off] Tony
  Is, uh, there a button or a release for these keys?...
• Maude: I just hope they have Us magazine in heaven.
  Mrs. S: He said it was his day to use the tub pillow....
• Hostess: Let's hear it for the newest members of the Fleet-A-Pita franchise!
  [Patti LaBelle's "New Attitude" plays, as the members walk through a Fleet-A-Pita paper wall] Maude!...