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• Marge: *Excuse* me. I had this spot first. Edna: Sorry dear, just business.
  Ha! Marge: Well, I guess Macy's and Gimbels learned to live side by side....
• They say the pancakes here stink.
  -- Agnes Skinner at the Municipal House of Pancakes, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
• Hostess: Let's hear it for the newest members of the Fleet-A-Pita franchise!
  [Patti LaBelle's "New Attitude" plays, as the members walk through a Fleet-A-Pita paper wall] Maude!...
• Edna: Oh! Oh! How about Oklasoft? It's Oklahoma's fastest-growing software company.
  Maude: Um, cushions? Everybody likes to sit on cushions....
• Edna: Well, well, if it isn't Marge Simpson and her gangland cronies.
  Maude: Your goon squads certainly gave you the edge in the mobile snack business....
• Helen: All in favor of expelling Marge from the Investorettes?
  All: [raising hands] Aye! Marge: [gets up] All right, Helen....
• Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
  Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....
• Helen: Hmm, Pita. Well, I don't know about food from the Middle East.
  Isn't that whole area a little iffy? Hoste...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...