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Marge: *Excuse* Me. I Had This Spot First. Edna: Sorry Dear, Just Business.
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Marge: *Excuse* me. I had this spot first.
Edna: Sorry dear, just business. Ha!
Marge: Well, I guess Macy's and Gimbels learned to live side by side.
Agnes: Gimbels is gone, Marge, long gone. You're Gimbels.
-- "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
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Marge: Hello, Helen. Helen: Marge. Marge: Edna. Edna
Marge. Marge: Uh... [Agnes glares] Hmm... Agne...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Edna: Well, well, if it isn't Marge Simpson and her gangland cronies.
Maude: Your goon squads certainly gave you the edge in the mobile snack business....
Well, here I am -- 11905 Dead Weasel Road. I don't see any apartment building.
-- You SURE you don't smell a fish, Marge?, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
They say the pancakes here stink.
-- Agnes Skinner at the Municipal House of Pancakes, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
I'm not wild about these high-risk ventures. They sound a little risky.
-- Marge's views on business, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
Grampa: [in boxers] I had that dream again... Home
Oh, thank God, it's only Grampa. [slams door] -- "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room.
But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed....
Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now....