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• Smithers: I've placed all your names in this hat. Home
  Ooh! Smithers: Thank you. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Smithers: When you arrive at the cabin, there will be a congratulatory party with sandwiches and moderately-priced champagne.
  [the crowd applauds] Burns: Now, as an added incentive, the second-to-last team to arrive at the cabin will receive an hilarious "world's first employee trophy....
• Lisa: Mr. Smithers, Mr. Smithers! That moose is on fire!
  Smithers: Fine, good. I don't care anymore. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Bart: Is there maple syrup in this one? Smithers: There isn't any food in any of these trees.
  Please, Bart, we've got to hurry! I can't be the last one to reach the cabin....
• Smithers: John! John: Uhh, oh, Waylon! I'd like you to meet the Simpsons!
  Smithers: I know the Simpsons. [sotto voce] So this is your sick mother?...
• Ranger: I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil.
  Lisa: [from below] Hi mom! [Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge] Marge...
• Smithers: Now pair off as I draw your names. Lenny and.
  .. Carl. Carl: Aw nuts! I mean, um... Aw nuts. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Smithers: Sir, this can't be right. You assured me this drawing was rigged so we'd be teammates.
  Burns: Yes, well, frankly, you've been a bit of a pill lately....
• Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
  Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things....