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• Smithers: Now pair off as I draw your names. Lenny and.
  .. Carl. Carl: Aw nuts! I mean, um... Aw nuts. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Lisa: Mr. Smithers, Mr. Smithers! That moose is on fire!
  Smithers: Fine, good. I don't care anymore. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Smithers: How could you do this to me, Mr. Burns? After all I've done for you.
  Why, if you were here, I'd kick you right in your boney old behind!...
• Smithers: Each two-man team will work its way through the wilderness to a cabin hidden somewhere on this mountain.
  The routes are trecherous, so use your maps....
• Lisa: Hi, Mr. Smithers. Smithers: Oh great. It's the Bobsey Twins.
  Well take your prying eyes elsewhere....
• Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir? Bu
  Permission granted. Smithers: Well, you are quite wealthy, ....
• Lisa: We'll help you. Bart: I have a watch with a minute hand.
  Smithers: [sighs] All right, you can come. What time is it?...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Smithers: [walks up] Simpson! What in God's name are you-- Lisa
  [offers Smithers some candy] Zagnut bar, Mr. Smithers?...