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• Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
  Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....
• Skinner: And there she is: the world's largest cubic zirconia.
  Moe: What an eyesore! Homer: So, Mr. Malloy, it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him....
• Bart: Dad...we've been robbed! Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up!
  There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!...
• Homer: OK, men, it's time to clean up this town! Skinne
  Meaning what, exactly? Homer: You know, push people around, make ourselves feel big....
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• Kent: When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind?
  This reporter isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman, but he very well could be....
• He makes <me> crazy twelve months a year. At least you get the summer off.
  -- Homer chats with Principal Skinner, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Homer: [to Skinner] Whaddaya mean, you lost him? He might have fallen into one of these machines!
  [turns] Oh, my God: that's his lucky red hat....
• Skinner: Only one question remains, gentlemen...what do we call ourselves?
  Nigel: How about, "Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three?...