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• Lisa: Hi, Mr. Smithers. Smithers: Oh great. It's the Bobsey Twins.
  Well take your prying eyes elsewhere....
• Lisa: Mr. Smithers, Mr. Smithers! That moose is on fire!
  Smithers: Fine, good. I don't care anymore. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Smithers: Sir, this can't be right. You assured me this drawing was rigged so we'd be teammates.
  Burns: Yes, well, frankly, you've been a bit of a pill lately....
• Smithers: I've placed all your names in this hat. Home
  Ooh! Smithers: Thank you. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Smithers: Sir, you haven't slept since the casino opened five days ago.
  Burns: Yeah, well, I've discovered the perfect busine...
• Smithers: John! John: Uhh, oh, Waylon! I'd like you to meet the Simpsons!
  Smithers: I know the Simpsons. [sotto voce] So this is your sick mother?...
• Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names. Ba
  How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag] I can't tell you who I am, but I worked on the campaign....
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....