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• Man: You may be interested to know that for my next crime, I'll be pinching the pride and joy of the Springfield Museum -- the world's largest cubic zirconia.
  Homer: Listen, Mr. Cat Burglar, I vow to go without sleep and guard the Springfield Museum day and night for as long as it takes from now on....
• Emcee: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger -- the one with ketchup -- here he is, coming in by parachute
  Krusty the Klown! [sound of Homer yelling, getting rapidly louder] [he smashes through the hamburger display...
• Homer: I caught the Cat Burglar! I caught the Cat Burglar!
  That means you-ou! You are the Cat Burglar!...
• Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
  Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless dunderpate....
• Homer: The last bar in Springfield...if they don't let me in here, I'm going to have to quit drinking!
  Homer's liver: Yay! Homer: Shut up, liver!...
• Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
  Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? Abe...
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Kent: When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind?
  This reporter isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman, but he very well could be....
• Gerry: Hi! Pleased to meet you, I just moved in. My name is Gerry Ford.
  Homer: [gasps] Former President Gerald Ford? Put her there!...