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Hmm. No Books, No Radio, No Boardgames. Ah! A "Bazooka Joe" Comic!
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Hmm. No books, no radio, no boardgames. Ah! A "Bazooka Joe" comic!
Ugh, I read that one seventy five years ago!
-- Believe me Monty, they haven't inproved since,
"Mountain of Madness"
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Hmm. Look at his eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the good Las Vegas way.
-- Homer, "Mountain of Madne...
Bart: Hey, Milhouse, cool jacket! Milhouse: It cost me 50,000 Bazooka Joe comics!
-- "Otto Show...
Lenny: Hey, did you hear something? Carl: No. Lenny
Hmm. Did I? Carl: [exhasperated] I don't know. -- Teamwork at work, "Mountain of Madne...
Marge: Excuse me, sir? I can't find my children. Range
Have you checked the woods? Marge: No. Ranger: Hmm....
Riker: "Could someone survive inside a transporter buffer for seventy-five years?
LaForge: "I know a way to find out." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
Now of my threescore years and ten, Twenty will not come again, And take from seventy springs a score, It leaves me only fifty more.
And since to look at things in bloom Fifty springs are little room, About the woodlands I will go To see the cherry hung with snow....
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Douglas Adams Pocket Book
1981 ISBN 0-671-46149-4 This `Monty Python in Space' spoof of SF genre traditions has been popular among hackers ever since the original British radio show....
Okay, I think that I can now return to my country and my village.
By the way, how many forbidden books do you have?" "Oh,", one of them said to me, " their number grows up geometrically....
Well, there's only one name left. Whoever it is will be paired with me.
And that person is -- Waylon Smithers. Perfect. That's just perfect....