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• McFadden: [whistles] Look at all these avalanches.
  Do you think _they_ could have buried the cabin?...
• Ranger: I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil.
  Lisa: [from below] Hi mom! [Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge] Marge...
• Marge: Excuse me, sir? I can't find my children. Range
  Have you checked the woods? Marge: No. Ranger: Hmm....
• Ranger is very!
• This one is for all you military types. For those who don't know, Rangers are *extremely* well trained members of the U.
  S. Army. Marines are people who start out as normal soldiers and then are made to believe that bullets don't actually hurt....
• Quick, Boo-Boo, hide the lunch basket! Here comes the park ranger!
• Now see here, guy! You're not dealing with any dumb two-bit trigger-pumping morons with low hairline
  little piggy eyes and no conversation, we're a couple of intelligent caring guys that you'd probably quite like if you met us socially!...
• Ranger: Okay, search party, before we set out, let's take a moment to humor the children.
  [to Bart and Lisa] Kids, your father's gonna be just fine!...
• Ranger: ... and the cider mill operated continuously until 1941, when its workers left to fight in the second World War.
  When they returned, the old girl was just as they'd left her, only now she was infested with thousands, upon thousands of rats....