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• Homer: That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've gotta have him and his wife over for drinks sometime.
  Marge: Hmm, I don't think he's married, Homer. Home...
• John: But this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator.
  Don't you just love the graphics on this box?...
• Marge: I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us all out for a drive today, and we're going.
  Homer: Woah-ho-ho, not me! And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak....
• John: Homer, what have you got against gays? Home
  You know! It's not... usual. If there was a law, it'd be against it!...
• Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
  Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
• John: Oh man, you weren't kidding about this place!
  Well, I just love it! [takes pictures] Home...
• Homer: And that kinda stuff is worth money? John: Boy howdy!
  Homer: Man, you should come over to our place. It's full of valuable worthless crap....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Smithers: John! John: Uhh, oh, Waylon! I'd like you to meet the Simpsons!
  Smithers: I know the Simpsons. [sotto voce] So this is your sick mother?...