Homer: And that kinda stuff is worth money?
John: Boy howdy!
Homer: Man, you should come over to our place. It's full of valuable
worthless crap.
John: Well, if you're inviting me over...
Homer: I practically insist! Shall we say five o'clock? The snacking
hour?
John: My heart is palpatating! Hoo hoo!
-- He is wearing your shirt, anyway, "Homer's Phobia"