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• Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of a man.
  [opens the door; all the little girls point and laugh] Teache...
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
  Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear....
• Homer: Well, boy, you won. So I'm going to live up to my side of the agreeme
  here's your turtle, alive and well. Bart: [taking it] Aw, thanks, Dad....
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: How'd you know that thing would work? Joh
  Well the sound is just _brutal_, and I figured reindeer would naturally be afraid of their cruel master Santa Claus....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
  All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o....