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• Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
  It's so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it!...
• Meyer: The rest of you start writers thinking up a name for this funky dog
  I dunno, something along the line of say... Poochie, only more proactive....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• Krusty: Get out! Don't come back 'til you fix "Itchy & Scratchy"!
  [Myers walks out, slamming Krusty's office door so hard that it comes of the hinges, shattering the window....
• Lady: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face.
  You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!...
• Myers: But "Itchy & Scratchy" is critically acclaimed!
  Krusty: Acclaimed!? [spits] I oughta replace it right now with a Chinese cartoon where the robots that turn into....
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
• I hope you enjoyed my one-man pie fight, kids!
  -- Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Silverman draws a standard dog] Myers: No, no, no!
  He was supposed to have _attitude_. Silverman: Um....