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• Silverman draws a standard dog] Myers: No, no, no!
  He was supposed to have _attitude_. Silverman: Um....
• Lady: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face.
  You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!...
• Krusty: Whaddya got in mind? Sexy broad? Gangster octopus?
  Myers: No, no. The animal chain of command goes mouse, cat, dog....
• Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
  It's so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it!...
• Myers: Hey, Krusty, you look great. You get your teeth bleached?
  Krusty: Yeah, it's a new kind of polymer treatment....
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
• Krusty: Get out! Don't come back 'til you fix "Itchy & Scratchy"!
  [Myers walks out, slamming Krusty's office door so hard that it comes of the hinges, shattering the window....
• June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
• Myers: But "Itchy & Scratchy" is critically acclaimed!
  Krusty: Acclaimed!? [spits] I oughta replace it right now with a Chinese cartoon where the robots that turn into....