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• Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
  Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
• CBG: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the _worst_ episode ever.
  Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world....
• I hope you enjoyed my one-man pie fight, kids!
  -- Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Myers: But "Itchy & Scratchy" is critically acclaimed!
  Krusty: Acclaimed!? [spits] I oughta replace it right now with a Chinese cartoon where the robots that turn into....
• You know, Poochie's based on me... -- Barney Gumble, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
• Oh, `no attitude,' eh? Not `in your face,' huh? Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
  -- Homer Simpson The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Myers: That's it. That's it, little girl! You've saved "Itchy & Scratchy"!
  Lawyer: Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save "Itchy & Scratchy"....
• Lady: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face.
  You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!...
• Homer: I won't let them treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he's the new guy.
  Roy: Right on, Mr. S! Homer: Put a sock in it, Roy. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...