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• Homer: [clears throat] Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
  Myers: Now, that's just bad. You've got no attitude, you're barely outrageous, and I don't know what you're in, but it's not *my* face....
• Lady: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face.
  You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!...
• Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude. Itchy
  He's totally in my face. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Homer: Well, at least _I_ liked it. Didn't I? Brai
  Oh, you don't want to know what _I_ really think. Now look sad and say "D'oh"....
• I don't sound like _that_, do I? Oh... I don't like having such a hilarious voice.
  -- Homer, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Homer: So, it was pretty okay, huh? Bart: Mom, can we go to bed without dinner?
  Marge: Yes we can....
• Homer: Then they said they were going to kill Poochie off!
  Bart: [joyful] Really?! [faking sadness] Oh, how terrible....
• It's not your fault, Homer. It's those lousy writers.
  They make me madder than a... um... yak in heat!...
• You know, Poochie's based on me... -- Barney Gumble, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show