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When Are They Going To Get To The Fireworks Factory?
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When are they going to get to the fireworks factory? [starts sobbing]
-- Milhouse, just like after a long division,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Related:
Poochie: [hands out his hand to Scratchy for a high-five] Catch you on the flip side, dudemeisters.
[Scratchy extends his arm -- Poochie withdraws his] NOT!...
Homer: I won't let them treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he's the new guy.
Roy: Right on, Mr. S! Homer: Put a sock in it, Roy. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude. Itchy
He's totally in my face. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Marge: You're missing the Itchy & Scratchy Show. Don't you like it anymore?
Lisa: [reading the back of a Frosty Krusty Flakes cereal box] Sure, we love it....
Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
a musclebound man in bikini trunks flexes in front of the camera] [Nelson slyly turns Milhouse's knob to the right] Milhouse
Hey, quit it! Myers: [supervising the results behind the mirror] They like Itchy, they like Scratchy, one kid seems to _love_ the Speedo man....
I don't sound like _that_, do I? Oh... I don't like having such a hilarious voice.
-- Homer, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Homer: Then they said they were going to kill Poochie off!
Bart: [joyful] Really?! [faking sadness] Oh, how terrible....
Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves....