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Ned: Homer, I Can Honestly Say That Was The Best Episode Of "Impy & Chimpy" I've Ever Seen!
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Ned: Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of "Impy &
Chimpy" I've ever seen!
Carl: Yeah, you should be very proud, Homer, you, uh... got a beautiful
home here.
-- High praise for... "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie
Show"
Related:
Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
Bart: Haven't you ever listened to yourself on a tape recorder?
Homer: I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick....
Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones.
I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a [the three nerds chuckle] magic xylophone or something?...
Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves....
Moe: Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on?
Midge, help me out here. Homer: Quiet! You're missing the jokes!...
Homer: How'd you get to be so good? June: Oh, just experience I suppose.
I started out as Roadrunner. [as Roadrunner] Meep!...
Homer: Well, at least _I_ liked it. Didn't I? Brai
Oh, you don't want to know what _I_ really think. Now look sad and say "D'oh"....
Oh, `no attitude,' eh? Not `in your face,' huh? Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
-- Homer Simpson The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...