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Homer: So, It Was Pretty Okay, Huh? Bart: Mom, Can We Go To Bed Without Dinner?
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Homer: So, it was pretty okay, huh?
Bart: Mom, can we go to bed without dinner?
Marge: Yes we can.
[they rush upstairs, quickly followed by three bangs of slammed
doors]
-- Family support, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Related:
Marge: You're missing the Itchy & Scratchy Show. Don't you like it anymore?
Lisa: [reading the back of a Frosty Krusty Flakes cereal box] Sure, we love it....
Bart: Well, yeah, Mom. I mean, we love you and Dad too, but God knows we don't need to see you every day.
Marge: An occasional hug is all I ask. [hugs him] Ba...
June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
Oh, `no attitude,' eh? Not `in your face,' huh? Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
-- Homer Simpson The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the credit department.
Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you back here later?...
Marge: You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending time apart as individuals.
Homer: Parents' Island? Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure we'll appreciate each other all the more when we meet up at dinner....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: [clears throat] Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
Myers: Now, that's just bad. You've got no attitude, you're barely outrageous, and I don't know what you're in, but it's not *my* face....
Krusty: Get out! Don't come back 'til you fix "Itchy & Scratchy"!
[Myers walks out, slamming Krusty's office door so hard that it comes of the hinges, shattering the window....