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• CBG: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the _worst_ episode ever.
  Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world....
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• Homer: Hey, everybody! I've got a big surprise for you!
  Presenting...my mother! [everyone drops their food and talks incredulously] Grandma...
• CBG: [clears throat] Your attention, please. Fan: Uh, in episode.
  .. CBG: Your attention, please! -- Will we ever shut up?...
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
• Silverman draws a standard dog] Myers: No, no, no!
  He was supposed to have _attitude_. Silverman: Um....
• Smithers: You know what this means? He alive!
  Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke....
• CBG: Mr. Simpson will now be autographing 8x10 glossies of Poochie, ONE per customer.
  Please form a line. There will be no cutting. I'm talking to you, Mr....