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• CBG: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the _worst_ episode ever.
  Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world....
• CBG: Mr. Simpson will now be autographing 8x10 glossies of Poochie, ONE per customer.
  Please form a line. There will be no cutting. I'm talking to you, Mr....
• Bart: Hey, I know it was great, but what right do you have to complain?
  CBG: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me. Ba...
• Your ATTENTION please!....Elvis has left the echo.
• Myers: That's it. That's it, little girl! You've saved "Itchy & Scratchy"!
  Lawyer: Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save "Itchy & Scratchy"....
• Homer: [clears throat] Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
  Myers: Now, that's just bad. You've got no attitude, you're barely outrageous, and I don't know what you're in, but it's not *my* face....
• Myers: Hey, Krusty, you look great. You get your teeth bleached?
  Krusty: Yeah, it's a new kind of polymer treatment....
• Ned: Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of "Impy & Chimpy" I've ever seen!
  Carl: Yeah, you should be very proud, Homer, you, uh....
• Oh, `no attitude,' eh? Not `in your face,' huh? Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
  -- Homer Simpson The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...