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Wiggum: We Need More Information. Malloy: Very Well.
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Wiggum: We need more information.
Malloy: Very well. It's buried at 4723 Maple Valley Road.
[Everyone stares blankly]
[sighs] You take highway 201 south for 15 minutes. You take a
left -- a left --
-- On a silver platter, "Homer the Vigilante"
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