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• Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
  Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
• I hope you enjoyed my one-man pie fight, kids!
  -- Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
  I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves....
• Homer: [clears throat] Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
  Myers: Now, that's just bad. You've got no attitude, you're barely outrageous, and I don't know what you're in, but it's not *my* face....
• Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
  It's so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it!...
• You know, Poochie's based on me... -- Barney Gumble, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
• Myers: But "Itchy & Scratchy" is critically acclaimed!
  Krusty: Acclaimed!? [spits] I oughta replace it right now with a Chinese cartoon where the robots that turn into....
• Far be it from me to gloat at another's downfall, but I have a feeling that no children are gonna be crying when _this_ puppy is put to sleep.
  [laughs] -- Kent Brockman's `My Two Cents', "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude. Itchy
  He's totally in my face. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...