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• Washington: Looks like I'm going to have to find another little girl to be President.
  What's your friend Janey's number? Lisa: No, not Janey!...
• Nelson: [to a kid] Bite me. [to Janey] Cram it.
  [to Ralph] You're dead. [to Mrs. Krabappel] Get bent, Ma'am....
• Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
  ? Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart....
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs.
  what's her name? Marge: Krabappel?...
• Lisa: [weakly] Please, Maggie... Please... Go to sleep!
  ! -- What to do when your baby sister is hyper, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this.
  .. what the hell is that?! Skinner: Why, it's Lisa Simpson!...
• Lisa: If you come down, I'll give you some more coffee!
  Lots more coffee! Are you getting ready for bed, Bart?...
• Janey: Well, that was a waste of time. Lisa: Janey, school is &l
  ever> a waste of time. Ms.H: Since we have fifteen minute until recess, please put down your pencils and stare at the front of the room....