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Quimby: Citizens Of Springfield, I Officially Declare This.
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Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this... what
the hell is that?!
Skinner: Why, it's Lisa Simpson! And look what she's doing!?
-- "My Sister, My Sitter"
Related:
Lisa: [shielding her eyes from the light; wobbly] What's happening?
Where am I?? Helen: And she's on drugs!...
Lisa: [weakly] Please, Maggie... Please... Go to sleep!
! -- What to do when your baby sister is hyper, "My Sister, My Sitte...
Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
Lisa: Hi! How are you?? Wiggum: Um, I'm fine....
Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
? Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart....
Lisa: If you come down, I'll give you some more coffee!
Lots more coffee! Are you getting ready for bed, Bart?...
But I'm _very_ mature for my age. People often mistake me for nine!
-- Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitte...
Bart: Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked.
I _know_ that Freddy Quimby is innocent....
Marge: Ooh, it's so beautiful! This is what I imagine Paris must be like.
Homer: You've never been? Marge: I'm so honored that Springfield has been chosen to host to all these upscale chain stores....