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• Monday I have Friday on my mind....
• Lisa: If you come down, I'll give you some more coffee!
  Lots more coffee! Are you getting ready for bed, Bart?...
• You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
  -- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.
  Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV. My Sister, My Sitte...
• Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
  ? Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart....
• Lisa: [dragging Bart back to the stairs] Why do you have to make this so hard?
  ! Bart: I'm using non-violent resistance....
• Marge: Ooh, that sounds fabulous, Homer. Stores throw the best parties.
  Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend....
• And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie. If you think there's a maniacal psycho-geek in the baseme
  1) Don't give him a chance to hit you on the head with an axe!...
• Bart: May I have some more lima beans, please? Lisa
  Certainly. [gives him a few] Bart: More than that....