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Lisa: [dragging Bart Back To The Stairs] Why Do You Have To Make This So Hard?
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Lisa: [dragging Bart back to the stairs] Why do you have to make
this so hard?!
Bart: I'm using non-violent resistance.
-- So that makes it okay to be a pain in the butt,
"My Sister, My Sitter"
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