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Bart: You Didn't Say Which Bed! Lisa: Go To _your_ Bed!
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Bart: You didn't say which bed!
Lisa: Go to _your_ bed!
Bart: Make me.
Lisa: I'll make you! [lunges after him; Bart leaps off the bed]
Bart: If you want me, you gotta catch me!
-- Bart's Rules to Taking Advantage, "My Sister,
My Sitter"
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I think you will find me fair and fun. Ba...
Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?...
Lisa: If you come down, I'll give you some more coffee!
Lots more coffee! Are you getting ready for bed, Bart?...
Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed! Bart: Yeah right, bread.
You said: go to bread. Lisa: [clenching her teeth] I said, go to bed!...
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! Bart: I'm using non-violent resistance....
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Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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Don't make me say it. I know the answer. You know the answer....
Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?...
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Certainly. [gives him a few] Bart: More than that....