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• Lou: Here's your man, chief. Wiggum: Cecil? I think not.
  This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob....
• Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
  Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
• Bob: _That_ was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel, I hope you're happy.
  Bart: I won't be happy until I find out what you're up to....
• Bob: I hope they still make that shampoo I like. -- That evil criminal genius!
  The Brother From Another Serie...
• Bob: It's been ten years! We haven't spoken since the.
  .. unpleasantness. Cecil: You mean Arthur Fiedler's wake?...
• Well, I hope Bob fed you, cause I ate your dinners.
  -- Homer the caregiver, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Cecil: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside.
  Bob: Well, obviously. -- "The Brother From Another Serie...
• You've brought shame to this family, Cecil. Oh, I don't relish having to write the Christmas letter this year.
  -- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
  Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....