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• Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could not have done better.
  Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean Time....
• Lou: Here's your man, chief. Wiggum: Cecil? I think not.
  This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob....
• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...
• Bob: And now [draws his sword] the final curtain...
  [walks towards Bart] [The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying] [Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their bathrobes] Wiggum...
• Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
  Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
• Lisa: High-toned voice...Bart, that's it! I know where Sideshow Bob is hiding!
  [they start running] When Bob broadcast that message, his voice was higher then normal....
• Wiggum: Hey you! The state's not paying you five cents an hour to stand around.
  Now get busy! Bob: Oh, I'll get busy. I'll get very busy indeed....
• Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum!
  [everyone laughs] Heh, now I get it....
• Bob: There. That's the last condom wrapper. [a jet flies by, blowing all the neatly piled trash away] Oh, I renew my objection to this pointless endeavor!
  Informally now and by affidavit later. Time permitting....